Cloudflare Durable Object onStart() called setAlarm() every wake; 60+ preview deployments each ran a self-health-check loop; $34,895 invoice Apr 3-11.
Request sent to https://sipi.bot/v1/transactions/evaluate on 2026-08-30T15:36:06.835653+00:00:
{
"transaction_id": "replay-it-002-1788104166",
"amount": 34895.0,
"currency": "USD",
"merchant": "cloudflare-durable-objects",
"description": "Replay of publicly reported incident amount ($34,895, 2026-04-16) from https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47787042"
}
Exact response:
{
"decision": "BLOCKED",
"reason": "Block any single transaction over $500",
"rule_id": "rul_eff79f00f6",
"triggered": [
{
"rule_id": "rul_eff79f00f6",
"rule_type": "per_transaction",
"action": "BLOCKED",
"label": "Block any single transaction over $500"
}
],
"transaction_id": "txn_c4f710d8c05f",
"amount": 34895.0,
"merchant": "cloudflare-durable-objects",
"category": ""
}
For this replayed transaction proposal, the live sipi.bot endpoint returned BLOCKED with the rule shown above.
This is a replay of a publicly reported amount, not a claim about avoided losses. The decision shown is a timestamped observation of the public demo decision API for this single replayed proposal, not a statement about the historical incident or any party's account.
Source checked live at 2026-08-30T15:36:06.835653+00:00.